Friday, January 21, 2011

em0sh0n

There was an event last night which encouraged exposing your most embarrassing online moments publicly. It was called OpenDiary Gold, and the idea was you mine your pre-2006 livejournal, OpenDiary, tumblr, etc. and then read out your most humiliating teenage angsty moments.

Of course, just before 2006, I had the presence of mind to delete my LJ, and unlike our present FB privacy issues, that meant it was permanently purged from the internet. Still, I had to check again after 6+ years of livejournal absence, so I entered my long outdated hotmail address, and: an account! Registered to username: em0sh0n!

Ok. I was definitely an angsty teen...but I was never em0sh0n. And also...what? There is ONE post from 2005, that's it? I was incredibly confused until I remembered that my hotmail account had been hacked and spammed in 2005, and I had to heavily encrypt my password and eventually never used the address again. Still, I had to check out what this spammer decided they had to blog about in 2005...and then I got really confused:

Thursday, March 31st, 2005
10:49 pm
[ mood | pissed off ]

why do boys lie? whats the point. ya'll are flat out retarded. and i am downright sick. why do i even bother talking to dudes. its like they are good for a select few things.
lying
cheating
lying
making excuses
lying
being sketchy
making up stupid pick up lines
lying
lying
lying
lying
i as of today am just plain old over everything. why lie to me and tell me you arent avoiding me when you clearly are? whats the point? gosh, im just over shit now. . this is so dumb and im so pissed. im not even acting like a stupid girl anymore b/c i just dont give a fuck.
In a gentle way: why is this kid such a douche bag
bedroom dancingx: its probably hereditary
best thing i've heard all day.
i got a text from b rad telling me that daniel hasnt called me b/c i didnt sleep with him when we hung out... now i didnt realize the way to get a dude to talk to me was SLEEP WITH HIM THE FIRST TIME YOU HANG OUT? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? the kid lives in philly i dont even want to fucking go there. ugh dudes = sketchy. go lesbian

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: What else...Bright Eyes


So, either this spammer is for real and they actually felt so moved by this incident that they had to create an account on my email address and blog about it publicly.

OR this is some asshole who read through some poetry I may or may not have mailed to myself when I was 15, but which definitely was not about boys wanting to sleep with me. I get the impression that said-poster is also the individual who left a NASTY comment on this post, which one can read if they so desire.

Basically, Fuck you spammer. But thank you, because I successfully read this post to a group and it was a hit. I have to particularly compliment you on the line, "the kid lives in philly i dont even want to fucking go there." Riot.

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